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Too Funny – US Government Debt Paydown . .

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This just crossed my email, and I thought it such an outstanding example of what is really happening . . .

How the Stimulus payments work!  Basic economics & cash flow/circulation.

It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea .   It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted.   It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.
He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.
The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.
The Butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.
The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town’s prostitute that in these hard times, gave her “services” on credit.
The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.
The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.
At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.
No one earned anything.    However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business

You Asked For It . . . . We’re Bringing It To Milton!

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In conversation with some people, and at a couple of my recent public seminars, people have expressed interest in having a presentation on the Residential Tenancies Act / Tenant Protection Act.

Routing Number VIRGINIA COMMERCE BANK

After looking through the offerings from private sources, I decided to go straight to the source and get someone from The Landlord & Tenant Board to come and give a presentation on the Act. The presentation will be from the viewpoint of prospective landlords, however, I am assured that this will be a balanced presentation of the facts, so that prospective landlords can have a better understanding of where they might stand should they have concerns over any aspect of tenant relationships.

I am just waiting for confirmation of the date of this presentation, and will update this post when it is confirmed.

If you’d like to be notified of the confirmation, send me an email

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