Is this you? This teenager was observed today trying to avoid a 5 minute walk by hopping the fence.
I came along towards the end of what was probably a pathetic example of laziness. She was trying to reach up into the tree to coax something down – I presumed it was a cat, but then saw a small black dog fall out of the tree onto the ground on the other side of the fence. If you look closely enough, right below her feet, you can see where she broke the fence board to get her dog back.
She then hopped back up into the tree to retrieve her purse and her bags of groceries from LaRose Bakery.
I opened the window and called out that she needs to pay for the fence.
I then thought better of it, as maybe someone who has so little regard for the property of others and is so stupid and lazy to go through this rather than walk a couple of minutes extra is likely to trash my car too.
So, if this is you, or you recognize this fool from the picture, perhpas you’d like to phone Kerr Realty Management (look them up in the phone book) and pay for the damage to the fence.
Go on, blow my socks off!
